Xander Crews/Awesome X

Awesome X was a superhero with no one left to fight. Seriously. He had killed all of his enemies. Since his company, Crews Company, was footing the bills for Awesome X, the head of the board of directors asked him to retire Awesome X and turn his attention to running the company as his secret identity, Xander Crews.

Xander, not wanting to give up his identity as Awesome X and his army of helpers, the Xtacles, decided instead to make the Crews Company manufacture action figures of Awesome X. And since every toy line needs a villain, Xander turned his attention to the mass-mailing menace, Killface.

Xander leads a pretty full life. In addition to Awesome X, he has made another identity, Barnaby Jones, who was really just a naked, blind, blonde-wigged Xander that was playing grab-ass with Killface. Xander has also dated and humiliated news reporter Grace Ryan, run unsuccessfully for President and been paralyzed. Also, he is a total dick.