Humping Robot

The Humping Robot has only one function in his robot life: humping other mechanical things. Not much is clear about the Humping Robot's history. He appears to have been built by some greasers who accidentally built a sex machine instead of a car. Humping Robot failed in his mission to find the greasers something to hump, but instead, found love with a jukebox. No one knows what happened between the Humping Robot and the jukebox, but since that time, Humping Robot has been spotted humping several other items, including washing machines and slot machines.